If you can't eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can't eat all your chocolate, what's wrong with you?

April 12, 2009

Top Eight Reasons to Celebrate Easter

8. You really don't mind a strange big footed Rabbit hopping about your house in the middle of the night, laying eggs all over the place

7. You look really, really good in yellow.

6. You just went on a low cholesterol diet and didn't want to waste all those eggs in the fridge.

5. You figure any Holiday that starts with a "Good Friday" can't be all bad.

4. You love to bite the heads off chocolate bunnies.

3. It's a good time to check out your neighborhood church and not be noticed.

2. You have this bunny suit you love to wear, but are too insecure to wear it without a reason.

1. Even though you don't know what it is, you really like the sound of going to a "Passion Play."

Top 10 Hart events of the week:
1. Kayla won her first doubles tennis meet 6-1!!

2. Marisa auditioned for and made the symphony orchestra- the top one in the school!

3. Bob and his parents fixed the fence (that ripped off during a storm) and make 3 new raised garden boxes!! Plus, my lilies and tulips have started coming up!

4. Alayna was very sick this week (fever, aches, and chills) so she and I missed two days of school (Whoo- hoo!!)

5. The kids and I went outside in the incredibly GORGEOUS weather yesterday and played tennis for two hours! I was shocked at how good all the kids have gotten. I need to up my game.

6. Marisa challenged one of her team mates and won! So, Marisa is part of the top 4 doubles teams on JV, so she got to go play in a huge 3 hour meet on Saturday.

7. I busted out of my “domestic slump” and made poppy seed bread with an orange glaze. It turned out great if I do say so myself. Am I good til next month, Bob?

8. All the kids were out riding bikes enjoying the beautiful weather (except Marisa who is still scared of them, but has reason to be) Anyway, as they rode down the street, Tyler rode over a pile of cigarettes (in front of someone’s house) and his bike stopped, he flew over the top and did a face plant on the ground. He has a nice little “moustache” and skinned his knees too.

9. We were having an Easter Ham for dinner. Tyler noticed that his pieces of ham had a lot of fat. He said, “Man! This must have been one very lazy pig!”

10. A special HAPPY EASTER to everyone! We hope everyone has had a fun filled, family holiday.

Concluding thought:
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place. Isn't that handy? If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.