Worst tooth fairy ever
Tyler lost a tooth this week (I guess he has several baby ones on their way out). A few days later, he came and sat by me and said, “Hmmm, isn’t it interesting that it’s been 3 days and the tooth fairy STILL HASN’T COME?!!” Um, oops. Good thing he already knows about the tooth fairy. Good grief! Why can’t I keep up with all of these things? Is it a sure sign of getting old?
Speaking of the tooth fairy….
Kids say the darndest things
I must preface this story with a little background so bear with me. If you are in our ward and you are reading this you MUST raise your right hand and SWEAR this story will never EVER be leaked to the missionaries. If you can’t do that, then skip this paragraph and go to the next one!
#1 OK, so yesterday I finished my daily workout (60 minutes/6 days a week- just HAD to brag) and sat down to eat my lunch. I was literally dripping in sweat and was in my tight workout clothes, which by family law only my immediate family can see me in (Mainly because they won’t run away screaming.) Marisa came into the living room and said, “Hey- the missionaries on here”. So, I go into panic mode. Do I make a run for the door and risk being seen? As I start to run for my room, the doorbell rang, ruining my chance to run. So, I did the next best thing and ran and hid in the laundry room. . They ended up coming in and talking for about 40 minutes and also had a thought and prayer. The whole time, I stayed in the dark laundry room. While this may sound juvenile, I really didn’t have any other options. I could sneak outside the garage door and risk being seen by neighbors. I could sneak through the back yard and risk being seen by the missionaries. So, I just had to sit and wait.
Then Alayna found out I was hiding in there and I must have looked supercool because she decided to join me. We had an interesting conversation while in there, all at a very hushed level.
Alayna: I think its really weird that the tooth fairy comes and takes your tooth and leaves you money. That doesn’t make any sense. What does she do with the tooth?
Me: Yep. Weird.
Alayna: There are a lot of movies that say that the parents are the real tooth fairies.
Me: Yep
Alayna: Are YOU the tooth fairy?
Me: Well, what do you think?
Alayna (standing up really fast): Are YOU THE TOOTH FAIRY??
Me: Shhh!!! Don’t give up our position! Do you want an honest answer?
Alayna: Yes!!
Me: Yes, I’m the tooth fairy.
Silence for a minute
Alayna: You are the tooth fairy?? Why didn’t you give me more money then?? (That’s the 1st thing she thinks of?) I only get 3 dumb quarters per tooth and some of my friends get 10 bucks!”
It’s hard to laugh hard in silence. You look like a dork. Anyway, we hid out until Marisa came, opened the door, and turned on the light to tell us they were gone. She started laughing hysterically- apparently it was quite the sight.
#2 Today, before we left for church, I was NOT happy with my outfit. The only shirt that matched my new skirt was this big purple one. Anyway, I stated that I looked like a giant grape to which Alayna replied, “No you don’t mom! Grapes are MUCH darker!” Wow- thanks for that…so it’s not the fact that I’m huge and round that’s the problem, it’s that the color was wrong? So, I went to church feeling like a giant lavender, floral Easter egg!
#3 On the way to the dentist, I noticed Alayna had on a giant heavy winter sweater (yes, it took me til we arrived to notice) and it was 91° outside. When I asked her why in heavens name she had that sweater on she shrugged her shoulders and said, “That’s how I roll”. Oh my heck!
Speaking of teeth:
Cavities
I had to take Kayla and Alayna to get cavities filled. Alayna had 8 and Kayla had 5. You wouldn’t believe how much that cost me!!
College for kids:
This week, Tyler started College for kids at Coe College. He is taking Edible art history, Chinese, and Sun Racer. He has learned several sayings in Chinese, learned how to write his name and made some beautiful art. He is enjoying the edible art history: made Roman arches out of cheese and Greek columns out of rice crispy treats. In Sun Racer, they are building cars powered by the sun and studied how a solar panel works. He has one more week of classes left.
Chalking
Marisa and a friend went out the other night “chalking” which is a big thing here for teens. Anyway, the next night, Alayna yells out “there are people outside writing all over our driveway and they just ran away”. I’m including pictures-apparently we were attacked by the “Gadianton Chalkers”.
Birds nest
A little bird built her nest on the drainpipe outside our window. We have been watching her from the time she built her nest to the time we saw the baby beaks poking out. Alayna went out to monitor the babies and “talk” to them everyday usually by using the well known bird language “kaKAW kaKAW”. She would watch the mommy feed worms to her baby and keep them safe. On Friday, the babies finally flew out (kindly nudged by their mom) and they were trying to fly around our yard. One got stuck in our ball bucket and we had to help her out. We haven’t seen them since yesterday and Alayna really misses them already.
Campout
Tyler finally got to go on a real scout camp out and he finished everything for his tenderfoot! So, now he just has to go to the board of review. It was hot, but he had so much fun. His tent almost landed in the river during the freak storm, plus we had a heat advisory where the heat index registered temps of up to 110°, but he survived (unless you count the 6 mosquito bites and the major sunburn he got.
Blog Books
I finished 4 more blog books this week and ordered them! Yeah me! So now years 2005-2009 are done. I will do 2010 in December. The hard part will be going back to before I was blogging and getting all the newsletters I sent out through email and match them with the right pictures. It could take years to do it all. I’m so happy I can finally cross this huge project off my list of things to do!
Books
I told you all in May that I had been asked to be a reader on the ITA (Iowa teen awards) committee. I’ve been waiting all summer for the list of the books to read. Finally, on Monday, I realized that this was ridiculous and if I didn’t get a list soon, there would be no way I could finish them all in time. So, I wrote the librarian. Come to find out she sent the list before school was out and I had accidentally not been on the list! Major ugh! So, I have been frantically trying to get the books from the library and get them read. I’ve finished 3 books (out of 38) in 3 days and I’m sure that’s where the migraine is coming from. Wish me luck…
I think Jordan Sonnenblick is quickly becoming one of my favorite teen authors. I just read “After Ever After” and I read “Notes from the Midnight Driver” in May. He is such a witty, humorous, and brilliant writer, so even as adults, I’m sure you would enjoy them. I can’t wait to read another one of his!
1 comment:
That story about you hiding from the missionaries is hilarious. It sounds like something I would do...
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